The Back Alley Archives

Girls, the girls, they love me.

Wow. Bama-LSU. Real men carrying the ball between the tackles. It was fapworthy.

Our game? Not really.

Well, I'm not pleased at what Muschamp and Weis have wrought here. Zook did more with less. Don't tell me the cupboard wasn't stocked when Urban left. Except maybe at QB. Okay, change of systems -- I get it. But we're inept. I think we lose. Vandy has quarterbacks. Unless we see a large improvement ...

Refuckindacted, though you can imagine.

Rodgers has a kid brother? Hell, he could probably beat us singlehanded.

Yo. When Vanderbilt punks us in our house this weekend, I want to make sure they aren't allowed to dance on the big F painted in the center of our field, tear down our goalposts, or publicly fuck our cheerleaders. I am not sure that we can prevent any of this, but I hope that we can. I pray that it ...

What that might mean is this: first losing season since 0-10-1 in 1979. Hello -- we played a 1 v. 2 in December 2009. WTF?

Yeah, it was disgraceful. I love how Game 6 of the World Series went 10-9 in 11 innings and all of a sudden the sports motormouths were all like "Greatest Game Ever"? It was full of errors. It was terribly played. It was full of bad pitching. Well, the CBS guys were like, Thank God we got ...

Yeah. I enjoyed my one luxury-box experience high above Florida Field in the same extremely compartmentalized way. Miami 41, Florida 16. And missed the opportunity to strangle Carrot Top to death as we walked into the stadium. Sheesh. I think the football Gators had been 22-0 with me present until t...

What? There was no Florida game today.

PS Sylez is totally radbag, no?

They're discussing their boredom, and repeating the mythology of the old days, in this new thread:

http://www.gatorcountry.com/swampgas/sh ... p?t=210021

Who got on there? They couldn't have deleted the thread because of my mild posts. But it's gone.

I disliked Matt because if there was a story about a rapist, a child murder, a child beater, a child torturer, an animal killer, any infliction of pain or death, immediately it went up on the Pub. I never cared for this much, but as soon as I knocked up my wife, these stories began bothering me far ...

Left me surly. I'll keep it short. It's one thing to have Auburn play inspired ball and ruin your October 36-33 or 20-17 or some shit. It's another entirely to have your ass handed to you with snakebites on it. No goddamn football team in America should be in a What Now? position when their #1 QB go...

Before I get drawn into a war with lacuna, who's calling us all out, tell me: is he an asshole or not?

I can't remember much of the details of anything, but I can totally make him look bad for his generalizations, his name-calling, his paranoia, his demonization. I can pour it pretty dry.

Shit, they have a lot of posts over there. Not to rub a sore spot or anything.

I just posted on that thread. I have no idea why.

Weis is a pleasant gift for Mr. Brantley, who should progress through the year. No knock on Demps and Rainey -- they are what they are -- but I wish we had us a big Rhett / Taylor type back who we trusted up the middle. OL still seems to be finding its way. Run defense does look good, doesn't it? I ...

Todd, I think we have to have the group number to join. The link goes somewhere inside the group, and it tells me I'm not a member.

I'm in for survivor football or pick'em. I can't do the draft-a-team stuff.

I fucking love Chicago, I'll say that. I would move there from here in a minute, and I love here.

Hanging out on Second Avenue Eating chicken vindaloo I just want to be with you I just want to have something to do Tonight, tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight, well all right Tonight, tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight Hanging out all by myself Cause I don't want to be with anybody else I ju...

Soberer answer, by a little: if we think of moving SEC into other markets, but still retaining a shred of geographical integrity (it costs money to ship lacrosse, track, volleyball, etc. all over the place!), you gotta consider these population centers as targets. NC research triangle (NC State, UNC...

No, UNC belongs in the ACC. Fucking lacrosse conference.

Little children don't mean anything. It's dope and liquor. I'll tell you, unsaved people don't have any means of deliverance. None.