The Back Alley Archives

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How many of those mofo's are going straight to the show? All five?

Does english really not have a neuter pronoun for speaking about human beings? Are we relegated to "it"? If so, that makes me ashamed of my heritage. I believe 'he' is the accepted neuter. Being a man, I fully endorse the insidious patriarchal. Then again, I'm a master photographer of all...

He was advertising to the terminally ill. He paid them 5k-7k to open a 'death' variable annuity and put in a million or two per policy. If the thing tanked, when the guy died, the orginal among was refunded, but if it did well, he was realizing 20-30% takes. Ha!

On another note, have you seen the youtube highlights for Leon Orr? Some joker posted them at GC and the kid is unbelievable. I think he's coming in as a 6'5" 300 lb DT, but played a lot of tight end in high school. The kid goes up and makes some serious aerial catches and runs routes! Freakin'...

I can only imagine the laptop signs.

It sounds like the Henderson kid just verballed to Lame. Looks like dad is waiting to see how the NCAA hearings shake out before they sign on the dotted line.

Love it

Anyone gotz any insight on to who the last few 'ships go to?

It's too bad there is some sort of taboo about defensive players who don't return kicks winning this thing. Suh is this most dominant player in college football, period. If you recorded it, go back and watch him destroy double teams in the Big12CG. That guy is a terror. He'll just have to clean up t...

Nevermind, I figured it out. I would imagine they have some way to track tag adjustments though.

How do you tag a thread?

I betcha you could hire Bobby Brown on the cheap. I hear he's an expert on fetchin' the dookie.

Dude, just go to the Cracker Barrel and get breakfast, I end up crapping my brains out within 1 hour of finishing.

(that is why I never agree to go there prior to a day of errands/shopping, etc)

What does Doc have against the Owls?

Mmmmm..cuttlefish pr0n The first thing you need is... correct! A male and a female cuttlefish. Adult cuttlefish are hard to sex and the only 100% reliable way to sex a live one is to see it mating or laying eggs. However, a male cuttlefish might aggressively display to a reflection of itself in a mi...

I can't read any of the posts because I'm busy cleaning up the coffee off the rug from watching Kyle's sig.

This post constitutes a redaction of an extremely regrettable off-color joke about Michelle Wie.

We apologize for the lapse in our otherwise fastidious standards.

Dis-redact you bastard!

GWAR's frontman, Oderus Urungus, is stepping into the squared circle against IWA fuckhead, Tracy Smothers. Urungus, better known as the keeper of the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu is excited about this new opportunity. Let's all support him! http://images.fearnet.com/fearnetImages/imgypKCZyvk3Mo7mmmoUxO+Q==...

No visible larvae= Fair Game.

Are we talking garbage or dating now?

Yeah, mixing Dunecore and Polk County would be like firing a lasgun into a personal shield.

Was it "Dunecore"? That got you? Or maybe my WWTS bracelet...I'll see if you can figure it out. ;D

What Would Thufir Say?

I just spit coffee everywhere. Fucker.

I'm so happy to have a 'Dune' discussion! I wonder if we should make a sub-forum?