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- Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:12 pm
- Forum: The Snub
- Topic: Lindsay Lohan on SNL this past w/e
- Replies: 14
- Views: 428
Lindsay Lohan on SNL this past w/e
That's what I hear.
- Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:05 pm
- Forum: The Snub
- Topic: Crazy co-worker
- Replies: 3
- Views: 145
Crazy co-worker
She is complaining about this because, Doc, what she really wants is for you to dump a bucket of latex paint over her head and then chase her madly around the office until you corner her in a mop closet, where she will, with faint exhalations of mock objection, closet your mop.
Seize the day.
Seize the day.
- Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:19 pm
- Forum: The Snub
- Topic: Young children have beautiful feet: The funny pictures thread
- Replies: 1324
- Views: 36880
Young children have beautiful feet: The funny pictures thread
Early '90s Cavaliers are great cars for rock murals.
- Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:11 pm
- Forum: The Snub
- Topic: President of Kruger Industrial Smoothing goes nuts and shoots himself
- Replies: 3
- Views: 106
President of Kruger Industrial Smoothing goes nuts and shoots himself
My wife just befriended a Ms. Zapruder, daughter (or granddaughter?) of, you guessed it. So that launched a late-night watching and rewatching and rewatching of the Kennedy assassination around our kitchen table. It is not a happy thing. It's always reassuring to find that your betrothed is fascinat...
- Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:51 am
- Forum: The Snub
- Topic: President of Kruger Industrial Smoothing goes nuts and shoots himself
- Replies: 3
- Views: 106
President of Kruger Industrial Smoothing goes nuts and shoots himself
The head is a vast and mysterious playground for bullets.
- Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:34 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Recruiting Class
- Replies: 2
- Views: 96
Recruiting Class
He brought in some big nasty grown-ass linemen. I am tired of seeing the Gators outmuscled as if we were Vandy.
Alabama's defensive front seven is gonna change the weather around the SEC for a few years.
Alabama's defensive front seven is gonna change the weather around the SEC for a few years.
- Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:35 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Easy $
- Replies: 4
- Views: 117
Easy $
Oh, that's right, I forgot, because Urban Meyer is FUCKIN MAGIC.
Like his first year (9-4) or his last (8-5). Sorry. He did a good job coaching Tim Tebow and Brandon Spikes. But he doesn't have either of those guys or their like at OSU right now.
Like his first year (9-4) or his last (8-5). Sorry. He did a good job coaching Tim Tebow and Brandon Spikes. But he doesn't have either of those guys or their like at OSU right now.
- Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:55 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Easy $
- Replies: 4
- Views: 117
Easy $
Easy money, you're right. Here's their schedule:
http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa-12/big- ... hedule.php
Cal, at MSU, Nebraska, at Wisconsin, Michigan. And, come on, they were 6-7 and we trounced them. They'll be better but not by that much.
http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa-12/big- ... hedule.php
Cal, at MSU, Nebraska, at Wisconsin, Michigan. And, come on, they were 6-7 and we trounced them. They'll be better but not by that much.
- Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:19 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Pease
- Replies: 6
- Views: 172
Pease
Yes we did, Slide, and we had HOPE during the Zook years. Zook lost five games a year, but he was always crazy and he was always dangerous and we were never so impotent as we were the last year or two.
Let me remind everyone: 7-6. Three of those wins were against sacrificial lambs.
Let me remind everyone: 7-6. Three of those wins were against sacrificial lambs.
- Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:59 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: tOSU
- Replies: 15
- Views: 371
tOSU
It'll feel good once we don't suck.
Right now?
We suck.
Right now?
We suck.
- Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:12 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Good Post article on Vandy coach James Franklin.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 74
Good Post article on Vandy coach James Franklin.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/ja ... story.html
This guy is a firecracker. Look out, Muschamp. The basement is not so far away as it used to be.
This guy is a firecracker. Look out, Muschamp. The basement is not so far away as it used to be.
- Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:28 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Mike Shula for OC?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 160
Mike Shula for OC?
I want another Wuerffel, thanks.
- Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:52 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Weiss gone
- Replies: 20
- Views: 433
Weiss gone
I'll give him one thing: he got John Brantley out of the Urban Meyer spread and into a pro-style offense, where he looked like a promising sophomore. Trouble is, he isn't a sophomore.
The rest of the offense? I am not sure he knew anyone else by name.
The rest of the offense? I am not sure he knew anyone else by name.
- Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:37 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Weiss gone
- Replies: 20
- Views: 433
Weiss gone
PS: Fuck that guy.
- Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:28 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Weiss gone
- Replies: 20
- Views: 433
Weiss gone
Fuck that guy. Never ever enter the state of Florida again. How he got a job off this outhouse of a season is beyond me, but I guess I'm thankful.
- Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:26 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Does anyone else want Oklahoma State to play LSU?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 153
Does anyone else want Oklahoma State to play LSU?
Yes we did, but not in a championship game. It was a 4 v 1 game, if I remember correctly. It was our regular gig -- SEC Champ goes to the Sugar Bowl. The media throws that out there inappropriately, because it's not the same thing.
- Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:30 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Does anyone else want Oklahoma State to play LSU?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 153
Does anyone else want Oklahoma State to play LSU?
I don't know. I think 6-6 UF vs 6-6 OSU is a cruel joke upon the universe. What's more, the Bears went from great to shit in no time. I think it's time to start thinking about the Washington Nationals.
- Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:32 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Bowl projections
- Replies: 2
- Views: 75
Bowl projections
Wow, the Gator Bowl used to be a pretty dignified affair.
- Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:59 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: Zook fired at Illinois
- Replies: 8
- Views: 181
Zook fired at Illinois
Did better than Muscough cough cough.
- Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:26 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: I'm jealous
- Replies: 2
- Views: 110
I'm jealous
My good friend who's a Buckeye has nothing but dread over the Meyer hire.
- Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:54 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: I am so pissed right now!!!!!!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 421
I am so pissed right now!!!!!!
I just trimmed four paragraphs of gaseous invective. I'm going to post just a few thoughts instead. - Fucking terrible; I'm sure you all agree. - This offensive line: is anyone coaching them? Are they just making shit up? - I will not watch the bowl game. I cannot. It would be unhealthy. - Zook's er...
- Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:44 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: So what have we learned?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 99
So what have we learned?
No, it would make me want to saw off my head.
- Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:21 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: So what have we learned?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 99
So what have we learned?
Oh. and by the way, you fat fuck: I know sometimes you call suicidal third-down plays just so you, having stood near the sideline for entire minutes at a time, can limp your sorry ass back to the magnesium-reinforced jumbo cooler you sit on. Making calls to the NFL? Good. Do not let the door hit you...
- Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:16 pm
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: So what have we learned?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 99
So what have we learned?
Y'all know that I grew up Michigan and then spent eight lovely years at Florida, where I dated your moms but married my wife. I bring this up because Michigan has been run by a fucking idiot for three years, who recruited grass-chewing two-star athletes to Ann Arbor. (He took over for a good man, Ll...
- Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:31 am
- Forum: Ball Handlers Anonymous
- Topic: So, do we win or lose tomorrow?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 231
So, do we win or lose tomorrow?
I will say this: a 6-6 Gators team is a better team than a 9-3 MAC or MWC or Big East team. But no 6-6 team, ever, even if it has Jesus on it, should ever be in a bowl. We'll beat Furman and become bowl-eligible. Yes. And I will watch us v. FSU. I will watch a 7-5 UF team in a bowl game. To do that,...