The Back Alley Archives

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Bwahahaha!

[quote=DocZaius]Which one of you assholes is HWM4Life? And what does HWM mean?[/QUOTE]

HWM stands for Hardest Working Man. It is the TGB title given to Pat Dooley.

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I'm sure someone said "hold my beer and watch this" just prior to this video.

[quote=a1bion]I was going to post something on that but got sidetracked. It wasn't only the slowish 40 time to me. He's now making the excuse that he ran a slow 40 because he was too stressed out by the combine experience and that his "real" 40 time is 4.5-4.6. He also measured out an inch...

That was painful. I can't believe I stayed up to watch all of it. Especially considering how much I drank.

The warm water is probably from all the pee.

He'll be most appreciative, I'm sure.

He posted briefly at TGB, but I don't think he ever signed up at TPC. I know him from another board because I'm a board sloot and I get around. But that doesn't mean I'm easy.

Guess I should get myself an avatar going on.

[quote=DocZaius]You can PM the dipshit - his moniker is rock8591 or some such nonsense.

One thing we got is some tittays.[/QUOTE]

Wait, you aren't running this joint?

I see my boy, FunnGunn signed up. He's a riot.

The name is Jabberdave, most call me Jabber or dumbass....whatever. I heard some dipshit was running this board so I showed up to straighten things out. I came here to do two other things.....look at boobies and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.