The Back Alley Archives

Damn what a slut.....Not you Doc her.

LMAO! How in the world do you have sex with her at the convenience store? LOL.

I got her in the Jeep outside the convience store shortly after I punched out the dude who grabbed her in the nightclub. The bouncer kicked us out, it must have been like a "My hero" fuck.

I'm gonna have to try it again now Weeg now that I know you can nail her in the bed. I had to settle for banging her in the jeep in the parking lot of the convience store.

Here is one of the solutions. I just got laid. You make out and dance a little in the living room, then take her to dinner, then to the museum, answer all the questions right and then stay downtown, go to the nightclub. Buy her 1 martini then dance with her, when the stranger messes with her you pun...

We ate steaks, went for a drive and ended up buying liquor at a liquor store (should have bought the porn mags instead) took her back home, felt her boobs and she passed out on the kitchen table. I carried her to her room and undressed her at which time she woke up and told me to put my pants back o...

At least I got to see her nekid on the second date. I give up.

Damn I danced with her, took her to dinner, then to an art museum then an amusment park, spent all my hard earned money and all I got was a good night kiss from the bitch.