The Back Alley Archives

Damn sure going to miss this place. It was the first site I checked after getting to work for a long time. It was really incredible when it was private with about twenty great folks who posted non-stop. I remember having votes for any new additions to the group. I really miss some of the folks that ...

Can you imagine that most NFL GMs polled before the draft said they would take the doucher over Peyton Manning? These fucks are supposed to be the smartest men in football.

When I was still on the island, my condo had a saltwater zero entry pool and it was the shit. No eye-burning from chlorine. Way fucking nicer. Oh, and pay the four hundred and quit being cheap.

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I want to get that pregnant.

Nobody who rides a bike for a living should be famous.

[quote=G8RKyle]Can any women on here tell me what I could possibly say to set Leslie at ease?[/QUOTE]

Chris Rainey is holding on line one with advice on how to deal with her.

Dood keeps his pimp hand strong.

Da fuck, Solari? Make it iPad friendly for fucks sake. I mean, they've only sold like a billion of them. Surely people aren't using them for these internets!

The arcade blows. It ain't iPad friendly. What good is a retina display if you can't play girl on girl karma sutra with it?

Happy birthday, Manny. Here's hoping your man friend gives up some anal. Maybe aTm. Whatever you people are in to.

That is 25,000 people with way too much time on their hands.

You're a pussy when you play on one of the worst defenses in the league and you're taking anonymous shots at the backup QB.

I wanted a nice knife set for the house a few years ago and my boss told me to go to the Garden's Mall to Williams Sonoma. I walked in and should have known better when the knives were behind a locked case. This nice, slightly older but rad would have banged her, lady walked up and asked if I would ...

SMACK, BITCH!

The picture has been deleted out of the post. That's funny.

[quote=DocZaius]This is the best thing on this site.[/QUOTE]

Not until he adds naked co-eds to the post. The titty forum is still número uno.

I'd bang her old ass.

A day late but you can add another vote for Gary Johnson from me.

You should use an alias to bump it up.

We've got to be the worst 8-1 team in the history of football.

For 875 a night, he wasn't staying at the four seasons. I can tell you that shit from experience.

An Alabama booster bought those titties. You heard it here first. Oh, and, I'd hit it.

Chizik is done. No way he survives this.

Don't get pissy.

Surely you jest, Solari?