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Absolute waste.

And if the guy does have kids then strike my 4th sentence. I read that article a while ago and can't remember the specifics of his situation. It seems he was talking about his upbringing in a public school and how if parents opt to send their kids the private route then they are contributing to the ...

I'm pretty sure I read that original article a few months ago. I can't access them at work now. But what a douchebag. Some guy who probably can't even get laid, let alone procreate, telling parents what they should or shouldn't do with their kids. I sent my kids to private school because I live in J...

I've been having problems accessing here because my work sometimes blocks this site, and sometimes not. I think they are constantly fiddling with their firewall or something. And with 4 kids under 5, I don't have time to get online when I get home from work or on the weekends. But we've had a good r...

I only have a few minutes, because I did indeed slit my wrists. But I've given up on this season. It's getting hard to type, what with all the blood an all. If you're still alive and reading this, have a good life.

That's funny right there.

Their center was simulating the snap to get us to jump offsides. I've never seen a center get away with that.

And even though I was in BFE Mississippi on Saturday, I was lucky enough to be able to watch the game.

Nice. mile:

I don't know why they'd even bother to cheap shot him. It's not like he was tearing it up last night.

It was an entertaining game though. No defense to speak of.

Well, the women might think he was hot. The nurse was a black guy. I guess he was good looking. But I was all drugged up on valium, so I didn't care who was tending to my junk. I tell you what, if I ever had a prescription for valium I know I would abuse that shit.

When you get to having some number of children, let's use 4 for this example, you start thinking that enough is enough. So you might decide to go have a vasectomy like I did. Here's my advice: Do not do this in the middle of the summer! The combination of swelling, shaved scrotum and itchy sutures i...

In case you all didn't know, the grossest things you see in medicine are from dermatology. Google 'bullous pemphigoid' and do an image search. Then proceed to barf.

This is what I have to draw right now. For the first time in my career I think that the subject material is making me nauseated.

"It feels good to break a world record," said Jose Ting, a sophomore physics major.

Only because you're gay, Jose.

Fascinating story. Hollywood couldn't write a better script.

I'm hoping to go see it. But somehow I doubt I'll be able to. Too many kids up in here.

It's not? Mine does.

I read that late the other night and couldn't go to sleep afterwards.

I hope someone picks him up and gives him a chance.

Timmay!
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Hey all! My girls were born last Sunday night, March 3rd. Sorry I'm a little late posting about it here. It has been a hell of a week. My boys got the flu so they have been quarantined at the grandparents since we brought the girls home on Wednesday. I took a tree branch to the eye and have a cornea...

You know, she might have something there with that goat. I'd really love to see it become a part of her live act.

He lives like he plays. Slippery and hard to catch.

I was bigger at 11 years old in 6th grade than you were at age 21. But this post just makes me think of how much weight I need to lose now. I haven't had much time to workout lately because of the wife being pregnant. I need to make sure and hit the gym tomorrow.

I have been super busy at work lately, which is the only place I get on the internet. I only have a couple more weeks until the babies are born, and I have to finish up a big animation before I take FMLA leave.